Tag Archives: Shit Sarah Hates

SHIT SARAH HATES: Online Quiz/Survey Culture

Time sinkYou know what? I don’t need tricks or¬†moronic online quizzes to¬†further confuse my neocortex when trying to figure out what kind of sex appeal I have or what kind of a witch I am. I just use my LIMBIC brain and follow my gut. It’s easy! Example: I have the sex appeal of a ten-year-old and I’m not a witch. I’m an idiot.

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Shit Sarah Hates: Idiots-

who act surprised at the cost of what they’re standing in line to pay for. You are a stupid, cheap moron and you’re making everyone uncomfortable.

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Shit Sarah Hates: Bad Shopping Soundtracks

I was walking through Marshall’s to the tune of Brian McKnight’s “Do I Ever Cross Your Mind” and thought- Man, I just came here to look around. And now I can’t stop thinking of every mistake I’ve ever made.

Work it out, Marshall’s!

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Shit Sarah Hates: The lack of effective candy marketing?

Alright Skittles, good job. Your commercials make me uncomfortable. But they don’t make me want to buy Skittles.

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Shit Sarah Hates: Sunday Pressure

Why do I feel like I have to get a lot out of a Sunday and go outside and walk around or some shit? Fuck you, Sunday. I’m going to watch an entire season of Farscape.

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Shit Sarah Hates: Mercy

That show blows. Watch Nurse Jackie instead.

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