We got married today!

TRUE LOVE. REAL LOVE. CATS.

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The Shops of Ridgewood: Baby Island

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For when you want to feel like you’re on a tropical island. With lots of babies.

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The Shops of Ridgewood: Casual Shop

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Casual Shop, for a Casual Town.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I got a shirt. Joe has an apple. Charlie had something on his toe.

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Sarah Dances! to “Holding Out For A Hero” by Bonnie Tyler (Footloose)

Guys, everybody needs a hero. And after a soul-searching retreat to Jersey City last weekend, I came to the realization that the hero IS ME. JERSEY CITY OR BUST!

“Up where the mountains meet the heavens above,
Out where the lightning splits the sea…
I would swear that there’s someone somewhere watching me…”

And that’s me. Watching myself. The hero.

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SARAH DANCES: Lady Gaga “Monster”

Featuring the MOST special of guests, my two beautiful and talented dancing nieces! Thank you, Sienna and Corrine! SASS MACHINES!

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Sarah Dances: Icona Pop “I Love It”

Thanks to Hannah Zingre for her stellar moves! Filmed in Spring of 2013 at the Queens Botanical Garden.

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REMEMBER THE TIMES THAT WE MADE LOVE?!

DAMN, BERNADINE. Where’s Mary Katherine Gallagher when you need her?

Here’s my favorite scene from Waiting to Exhale. You’re welcome.

ALSO, best screen-cap EVER?

WTF

WTF

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Need some Game of Thrones-ish candle stands? They won’t kill your cat!

Games of Thrones-ish Candlestands on Craigslist! 

ATTN: Lord Tyrion!

I’ve found more stands for all of the million candles in your chamber!

“These are hard to photograph since they are black but this is the best one. 2 are 29″ high and 1 is 16” high. each has a big, fat spike in which to torture the best that Yankee Candle has to offer. These will not be toppled by a cat or small dog, so your beloved pet will not burn down your apartment. My cat has tried and failed to knock them over several times yet I live to sell these to you today.

They have heft to them. You can picture Aria getting angry and using one to bash in someone’s head (not a recommended use for Candlestands) for mocking the slaughter of her family. They are perfect for putting on a table and then getting a bottle of that Semi Sweet Georgian wine that comes in the ceramic bottle and then covering up the real label and putting “Dornish Wine” on instead. I guarantee these candlestands to enhance any cosplay type dinner party, except for maybe one where everyone dresses as a robot. For $5 more I will include a Smith & Wesson Flashlight so then it can change from Medieval Funtime to Hurricane Preparedness for just $5 more.

Click the reply button and I will give you my phone number. I do not want people who read the books to call me and tell me I got everything wrong.

And good luck to him!

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