Who needs pepper spray? Just work them hairy legs, GURL.

Hairy Protection

Hey, ladies! A Chinese company is now selling these hairy stockings in order to disguise your sexy vulnerable legs when you’re stumbling home drunk late at night and asking for it- sike! #serenawilliams

The “China-based” company also claims the leggings send ELECTRIC SHOCKS to attackers. What? How? What exactly provokes the shocking? So many questions. Best of all, they come with a GPS tracking device for your “friends and family” (???)- which I can only assume is located right inside of your vagina.

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