Guess what happens when you try to be a nice person, for once, and actually make the nachos?
My Personal Nachos Recipe:
First, you forget to wash your hands after chopping the jalapeños. After everything is prepared and the nachos are in the oven, take a “lady break” to change your non-applicator tampon. After that, you’ll wonder why your giner is suddenly burning. It wasn’t burning before… Well, set a timer for approximately 30 minutes. By that time, Joe will have eaten all of the nachos. But at least your giner is no longer on fire.