Oh, Iowa… who will you offend next? Apparently, the latest victims are former employees of an Iowa-based convenience store chain, QC MART. Catchy name! Their douchebag boss created some stupid contest in which the employee who could correctly guess the next cashier to be shit-canned would win an epic TEN DOLLARS. They all quit immediately and filed for unemployment AND took that crazy bitch to court when she contested- AND WON. Good for them! They all went and got themselves Quit-Canned Mart!