It’s hard to believe it’s already been one whole day since the EARTHQUAKE OF 2011 shook the office buildings of many panicky New Yorkers. Fortunately, the 10-15 seconds of intense jiggling did not hinder their ability to feverishly post about it on Facebook, providing the rest of the world with informative status updates ranging from the popular and overly descriptive, “earthquake!” to the calm and heroic, “earthquake. that was weird” and of course millions of other intensely thrilling posts such as, “there was an earthquake?”

I think we can agree it was an event we won’t soon forget. That is, if you were one of the people who actually felt the fucking thing at all. I didn’t!


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